Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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