I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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