brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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