just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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