Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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