You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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