all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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