The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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