i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
