We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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