doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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