And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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