I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I cockslap morals
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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