i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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