big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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