she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just want nice things and good sex
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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