wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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