"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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