does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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