so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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