You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Randomize
