somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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