Dual....:-)
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
