Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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