we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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