I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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