I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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