so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the day after is always just damage control
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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