So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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