its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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