i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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