We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you will always have a special place in my vag
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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