Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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