I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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