im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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