i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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