There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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