She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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