Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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