If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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