I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Green mimosas i think yes
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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