Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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