Non-Jews are for practice
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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