I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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