The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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