got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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