just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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