If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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