Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Floor bacon is actually really good
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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