Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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