how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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