is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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