The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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