sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
