Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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