I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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