I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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