My hand turned me down
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
foreskin is a definite game changer
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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