The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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