I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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