Buhtt sex?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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